Chic: The Newest Thing in Doggy Fashion

Max: Hello Kitty????? (Click picture for larger view)

"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles . . . and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?" ~ Yvonne Clifford

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater...suggest that he wear a tail." ~ Fran Lebowitz

Max went to the groomer this week. He was fuzzy, furry, and needed a bath. Now he feels "nekkid" but he came home sporting a new "chic" Christmas scarf. But, wait! What is it that I see on that scarf? "Hello, Kitty???" With seven cats around he might think he's a cat but I really don't know what they were thinking. Maybe Max is supposed to be suave with his scarf on, stand close to the back screen door and call out to them, "Hello, kitty kitty. Come and play kitty kitty. Be my supper kitty kitty." The cats aren't stupid enough to fall for that trick and Max really wasn't too impressed with his scarf so he ditched it quickly. His grandma wants to get him a pretty sweater to wear since his fur coat is gone, but I keep telling her I'd like to see anyone get a sweater on him and still keep their hands. For Max, short smooth hair is chic.

Submission for Moody Monday topic "chic". Max will also visit the Carnival of the Dogs at Mickey's Musings, but he's late so he may not make it until next week. (end of post)